I'm Randy, I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
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jakethenicholas:

When your friends are all online at the same time

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harrystylesdildo:

"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"

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bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

misanclrist:

when someone yells at youimage

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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clestroying:

When people take your side in the argument

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