I'm Randy, I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
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joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

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tyleroakley:
Basically.

aclorable:

shut up mom people on the internet are complimenting me

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orbss:

orbss:

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

Yes
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xhaymitch:

not with that theme

snorlaxatives:

people who use a selfie for their cover photo on facebook

image

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literally me

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

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  • person: you're blocking the view
  • me: i am the view

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